brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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