if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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