i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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