How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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