You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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