a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
