..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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