Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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