Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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