do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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