thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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