allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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