The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
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god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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