Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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