I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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