Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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