this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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