weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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