Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
