i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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