it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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