that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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