there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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