to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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