Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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