sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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