Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
North Korea, Best Korea!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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