His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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