So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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