How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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