Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Do vagina's smell?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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