Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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