the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
her vagine was all disorganized.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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