Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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