So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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