So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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