we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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