do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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