i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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