They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
