yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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