The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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