I faked an abortion last night.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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