We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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