You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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