he wants to bone in the snuggie
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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