I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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