I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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