its not stalking. its research.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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