I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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