Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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